Salted Caramel Pretzel Bark

Fall is in full swing, which means Thanksgiving is only a skip, hop and turkey trot away. For most American's, that means getting your yoga pants on and stuffing yourself full with the most delicious comfort food you can imagine to make up for all the nights you settled for Ramen and Easy-Mac.

Unfortunately, Thanksgiving also means being invited to parties and potlucks where what you bring is of the utmost importance. And not all of us can whip up a masterpiece in a split second.

So, if you're short on time and aiming to dazzle, direct your attention to the photograph below:

Sweet, salty, chewy and crunchy all in one. This bark is a super-easy no-bake recipe that has the power to silence a room (because everyone's too busy chewing it).

To whip this up, grab the following ingredients:

1 bag pretzels

1 bag dark chocolate chips

1 bag semisweet chocolate chips

2 tablespoons Nutella

3 tablespoons oil

1 bag caramels

coarse sea salt

To start the layering process, line a baking sheet with some parchment paper. Add a layer of pretzels, eating the broken ones as you go. Aesthetics are everything.

Next, combine your chocolate, Nutella and oil into a large glass bowl. Microwave on high for 2 minutes, stir, then another 1-2 minutes until creamy.

Unwrap your caramels and put them in another glass bowl. Melt in the microwave for 1 minute, stir, then another 1-2 minutes until creamy. Sprinkle a large pinch of sea salt into your caramel and stir to combine.

Working quickly so your caramel doesn't harden, pour your caramel into the chocolate mixture and fold to combine.

Pour your chocolate-caramel mixture over your pretzels, using a spoon to spread it evenly over your tray. Press more pretzels into the top of the chocolate.

Finally, liberally sprinkle coarse sea salt over your bark. Trust me, it'll all taste good in the end.

Let your bark harden overnight, then use a sharp knife to slice it up into squares the next day. A simple, quick and absolutely delicious fall treat.

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The Economics of Good Coffee

Some of you may be a bit confused by the title of this post. What are the "economics" of good coffee? Why not the "art" of good coffee?

Well, for one, I'm not a professionally trained barista with enough knowledge to tell you the art of good coffee, so I'm not going to pretend to do so and give you incorrect information (that would just be mean). And two, I am a business student, so I know a bit about math and money, which is what I'm going to focus on here.

Drinking coffee is a habit that numerous people all over the world have developed. While it's more prevalent in some nations than others, it's fairly safe to say that the whole world has a bit of a love affair with the tiny bitter beans.

I myself have a huge coffee addiction, which you probably figured out since my name is The Coffee Breaker!
My addiction is less about the caffeine, however, and more about the feeling that I get from drinking a huge mug of smooth and delicious coffee. Whenever I'm settling down to get some work done, starting a new novel or relaxing with friends, nothing fits better than a cup of coffee. What can I say, it's my comfort food!

If you suffer from a coffee addiction like me, caffeine or comfort-food induced, you may just grab one of these every day.

But that gets expensive after awhile. Which is why most people I know have taken to purchasing their own coffee and roasting it at home. Unfortunately, to save money, many people have settled for buying less-than-excellent canned coffees over fresh-roasted beans from their local cafe. And while the canned brands may give you more coffee grounds for your $$, you end up using twice as much coffee to get the same amount of flavor from fresh beans.

For example, let's take a bag of Starbucks Coffee.

You can get this 1 lb bag of beans for $11.95

1 lb / 2 tablespoons per 6 oz of Starbucks blend = 16 cups of delicious coffee

Now I'm going to pick on Maxwell House brand, because I've had some thoroughly horrifying experiences with this coffee. In my opinion, it produces a thoroughly stale and unnatural cup of java.

You can grab this 31.5 oz can of Maxwell House coffee (1.97 lbs) for $11.84 and think that you just got a great bargain. After all, you just got twice as much coffee as the Starbucks blend for the same price, right?Unfortunately, with canned coffees, you often have to use twice as much of the grounds to produce the same flavor as freshly ground beans.

So, 1.97 lbs / 4 tablespoons of Maxwell House = 15.76 cups of "somewhat okay" coffee.
Therefore, buying the fresher beans gives you better coffee and more of it when you get down to the math. 

Okay, sorry about that little economical rant I just did. I promise, I'll control myself better for the rest of this post.
Anyways, besides purchasing your own beans and roasting them at home, there's numerous other ways to make your own little cafe in your kitchen. One option is grinding your own beans.

Freshly ground coffee provides a lot more flavor. If you want a simple grinder, go for this Krups model.

Reliable and economical (around $20 at your local Bed Bath and Beyond, or available here).

If your find yourself purchasing a lot of lattes and cappuccinos, pick yourself up a simple milk frother. I got this model from Sur La Table for $12.

If you want to make truly professional cappuccinos and lattes, this Nespresso frother really can't be beat.

This frother (and a steady hand) allows your to make cappuccinos like this:

You can order one online here.

And if you really want to make your own Starbucks-style caramel macchiatos, cinnamon dolce lattes, etc., spring for a few bottles of Torani flavored syrup.

Play with flavor combinations to make your own specialty coffees. I like sprinkling a dash of the caramel syrup into my black coffee every now and then. It's my own lighter version of a caramel latte. The full six-pack is available here.

Like I said, the love affair between coffee and us humans isn't going to end anytime soon. So if you want to feed your addiction without dropping hundreds of dollars on frappuccinos and lattes every week, invest in some simple home goods to build up your very own mini-cafe.

Enjoy!
xx

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Turtle Brownies

I love the taste of caramel. It instantly reminds me of fall and Halloween when I used to horde caramel apple suckers and snack on them all through October.

Getting back to the point, caramel is a delicious reminder that fall is approaching. It also goes great with chocolate.

I believe I've made my point.

These utterly simple and oh-so-delicious Turtle Brownies are an excellent combination of chocolate and caramel. Since the recipe makes a huge amount of brownies, I've used them as a "thank-you" gift to countless people, and they're always well-received. I also like to wrap them up in cute tins and give them away around Christmas time. Trust me, people love it!

To make a batch of these for your own gift-giving needs (or to gobble them all up yourself), you will need these ingredients:

1 1/2 sticks butter, softened
1 package German Chocolate cake mix
1 can evaporated milk
1 package individually wrapped caramels
1 12-oz package semi-sweet chocolate chips

Start by preheating the oven to 350 degrees F.
Combine 2/3 cup of evaporated milk, butter, and cake mix. Spread half of the mixture across the bottom of a well-greased 9x13 baking pan. The mixture will seem super-thin, but don't worry, it will puff up to about 3x the size during baking.
Then, place the entire pan in the oven and bake for 7 minutes.

While you're waiting for your base to cook, unwrap your caramels and put them in a small saucepan. Pour 1/3 cup of the evaporated milk on top of the caramels and heat on low until they melt. Be sure to stir continuously! Nothing makes a kitchen smell gross faster than the smell of burning sugar.

Once your brownie base is cooked, pull it out of the oven and evenly spread your chocolate chips across it.

Next, pour your caramel mixture over the chocolate chips.

The last step (and the most fun) is to take the remaining cake batter and spoon it on top of your brownies. No need for even coating here - just slap dollops of batter onto the pan wherever you see fit!

Now, place your brownies back in the oven and wait an ungodly 30-40 minutes for the batter to finish cooking and all of the caramely-chocolatey goodness to fuse together.

These are best eaten right out of the oven so you can appreciate the chocolate-caramel lava domes oozing throughout the brownies. Every forkful punctures a new patch of ooey-gooey goodness.

Like I said, these make great gifts. But only if you're willing to part with them!

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